It’s a beautiful day for baseball. Too bad our team is playing a night game
Baseball is won/played between the lines. Baseball is played between the lines until the groundskeepers run out of chalk.
He’s got 30 homers on the year. That sportscaster’s got 68 on the IQ.
He’s got the batters eating out of his hand. And the popcorn vendors have the fans eating out of paper bags.
He’s pitching a gem. But don’t let him near a baseball diamond.
He’s pitching lights out. His last wild pitch knocked an arc light out
He’s really throwing some heat. Unfortunately for him the hitters are using asbestos bats.
He can overpower the hitters. His wife? Not so much.
His fastball is really working for him…if he wants go back and play double A ball.
He took something off that pitch. The umpire checked the previous pitch for saliva.
He’s got good mechanics. They keep his Rolls Royce and his Lamborgini in top shape.
He’s capable of going the distance, no matter how far it is to the locker room.
This is shaping up to be a real pitchers duel. It’s squirt guns at eight paces.
This game is a slugfest. The field has real grass and the slugs are having a feast.
He’s trying to pitch out of a jam. because his fast ball has turned to jelly
He uncorked a wild pitch. That’s cause he uncorked a few beers in the hotel before the game.
Dr. Larry day is a retired J-School professor turned humor writer. His book, Day Dreaming: Tales From the Fourth Dementia is available for purchase via his website: http://www.daydreaming.co