Springtime!! ©

It’s springtime, and that young man’s fancy.

When the time changes and I try to spring forward, I stub my toe.

I fell back last fall and hurt my behind.

The last time I felt like a spring lamb was 1987.

Erma Bombeck said the grass is greener over the septic tank.

If spring brings you crabgrass, make it into a nice salad for someone’s mule.

If spring comes, can allergies be far behind?

It’s April. Summer is still a few hundred sneezes away.

Dr. Larry day is a retired J-School professor turned humor writer. His book, Day Dreaming: Tales From the Fourth Dementia is available for purchase via his website: http://www.daydreaming.co

Jus’ Wonderin’

Hey look, we don’t call  The Fourth of July  “Firecracker Day,”   We do call Christmas (out of laziness we write  Xmas, but we don’t call it “get lots of loot day.”  We don’t call Groundhog Day  “Brown Rodent Day.”  We don’t call Valentines Day
“I Heart You,” Day.  We don’t call May Day “When It’s Springtime in the Rockies,” Day.  So why, pray tell, do we call Thanksgiving  “Turkey Day”?
Jus’wonderin’

Dr. Larry day is a retired J-School professor turned humor writer. His book, Day Dreaming: Tales From the Fourth Dementia is available for purchase via his website: http://www.daydreaming.co