It’s springtime, and that young man’s fancy.
When the time changes and I try to spring forward, I stub my toe.
I fell back last fall and hurt my behind.
The last time I felt like a spring lamb was 1987.
Erma Bombeck said the grass is greener over the septic tank.
If spring brings you crabgrass, make it into a nice salad for someone’s mule.
If spring comes, can allergies be far behind?
It’s April. Summer is still a few hundred sneezes away.
Dr. Larry day is a retired J-School professor turned humor writer. His book, Day Dreaming: Tales From the Fourth Dementia is available for purchase via his website: http://www.daydreaming.co