When you receive a message with a pretentious post-script telling you that the sender was e-mailing you from a super-duper cell phone, you can reply with your own super-duper post script:
1.Sent from my 1943 Jack Armstrong Radio Show secret decoder ring.
2.Sent from my electrified chain link fence.
3.Sent from my Dog’s supper dish.
4.Sent from the drain spout on my Aunt Clara’s kitchen sink.
5.Sent from a cell phone I found in a dumpster behind Kelly’s Pizza Parlor.
6.Sent from my wife’s hair dryer. (from my girlfriend’s, from my boyfriend’s, from my grandpa’s hair dryer.)
Dr. Larry day is a retired J-School professor turned humor writer. His book, Day Dreaming: Tales From the Fourth Dementia is available for purchase via his website: http://www.daydreaming.co