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Springtime!! ©

It’s springtime, and that young man’s fancy.

When the time changes and I try to spring forward, I stub my toe.

I fell back last fall and hurt my behind.

The last time I felt like a spring lamb was 1987.

Erma Bombeck said the grass is greener over the septic tank.

If spring brings you crabgrass, make it into a nice salad for someone’s mule.

If spring comes, can allergies be far behind?

It’s April. Summer is still a few hundred sneezes away.

Dr. Larry day is a retired J-School professor turned humor writer. His book, Day Dreaming: Tales From the Fourth Dementia is available for purchase via his website: http://www.daydreaming.co

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