Just a little joke to brighten your day.
Two men, a Britisher and an American were introduced at a cocktail party. They had to stand face to face. As they talked the American kept saying “Right toe
Right Toe.” Finally the Englishman said, “I say. Isn’t that MY line?” And the American said, “No, I mean you’re standing on my RIGHT TOE!”
Dr. Larry Day is a retired J-School Professor from KU and author of Day Dreaming: Tales From the Fourth Dementia available on Amazon.