The Cliché The Twist
He took something off that pitch. But the umpire made him put it back
He’s got good mechanics. Too bad he went into baseball
He’s capable of going the distance. Walking to the locker room, that is.
He’s trying to pitch out of a jam. Raspberry or apricot?
He uncorked a wild pitch. An a genie came out a granted three wishes
They got to him early. Would that be high school or junior high?
He’s getting shelled. Put on the pot, we’ll have peas for supper.
He’s been relegated to the bullpen. He’s been asked to regulate the bullpen
Dr. Larry day is a retired J-School professor turned humor writer. His book, Day Dreaming: Tales From the Fourth Dementia is available for purchase via his website: http://www.daydreaming.co